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| Speedy, the newest addition to the hermit community |
I already had Alfred (in hand) and Bruce (the crippled one on the towel).
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| Alfred |
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| Bruce |
Now, Alfred & Bruce had an altercation back in November that resulted in Bruce losing his smaller feeding claw and his back left leg. He hasn't yet recovered from the tiff, and is still an amputee victim. Alfred isn't a very nice butler, is he (Bruce was adopted when he had a Batman shell last summer, and Alfred had a plain shell...Bruce Wayne and Alfred, his loyal butler, were born in hermit crab form). Well. Bruce decided it would be a stellar idea to change shells tonight while I was in the shower, leaving his crippled self totally vulnerable. So this is what I wrote my friend from which I inherited Speedy.
Dear Cortney,
Your crab has started an absolute uproar in the hermit community. Alfred has quickly reinvented himself as Clark Kent, and ditched his stately butler shell for the Superman one. The moment Bruce decided he wanted a new wardrobe as well, Speedy quickly held Bruce's discarded shell hostage while staying in his. Keep in mind Bruce is a cripple and was totally naked without any options for new shells while I was in the shower, so this was an incredibly malicious act on Speedy's part. He got into a minor scuffle with Alfred aka Kent over the shell, even though it is too small for both of them.
After a long struggle in solitary confinement, Bruce finally chose to don his old Batman uniform once again.
They're all idiots. Every last one of them.
Your crab has started an absolute uproar in the hermit community. Alfred has quickly reinvented himself as Clark Kent, and ditched his stately butler shell for the Superman one. The moment Bruce decided he wanted a new wardrobe as well, Speedy quickly held Bruce's discarded shell hostage while staying in his. Keep in mind Bruce is a cripple and was totally naked without any options for new shells while I was in the shower, so this was an incredibly malicious act on Speedy's part. He got into a minor scuffle with Alfred aka Kent over the shell, even though it is too small for both of them.
After a long struggle in solitary confinement, Bruce finally chose to don his old Batman uniform once again.
They're all idiots. Every last one of them.
Probably the weirdest thing I'll ever write... But here are some pictures of the incident.
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| He's so naked... |
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| Bruce, your naked is showing... |
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| Put your clothes on, already, dude! |
Quite creepy naked, aren't they? Well, in the end, Bruce went back to his old ways and is now in his Batman shell again :) All is well in the crabitat once again, and they can rest easy. No more fights tonight, please. I tell ya, kids these days.... Can you tell the lot of them are all boys? Such little turds. Can't say I don't love them still though <3
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| Aww, they're cuddling... |
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